How long can 15 minutes last?

These liberal asshats tricked me.
They said they wanted to ask me a about gay marriage (ick).
But then they asked me about my book, and how many copies I sold, etc.

Then they put my quotes out of context:

You gotta at least respect that I’m not sitting there trying to make a buck off my 15 minutes. Do I want to make some money? Absolutely but I’m going to do it the right way.

Not seeming to recognize the irony, immediately after making this statement, he then signed a copy of his book. While acknowledging that he hasn’t made as much money as he thought from the book, he said he thinks he has about a year left in the spotlight, adding, “I can also definitely see it from the other side where people are just like ‘Man just freakin go away!’”

I fooled them though. Speaking out about gay marriage gives me at least another 5 minutes. And I'm hoping to meet Miss California. She's hot.

Qutting the GOP

I tried to keep this on the down low, but those liberal media asshats at TIme magazine broke the story.

To wit:

Samuel Wurzelbacher, better known as Joe the Plumber, tells TIME he's so outraged by GOP overspending, he's quitting the party — and he's the bull's-eye of its target audience. But he also said he wouldn't support any cuts in defense, Social Security, Medicare or Medicaid — which, along with debt payments, would put more than two-thirds of the budget off limits.

Who's up for joining the Plumber's Party

Call or Email Michelle

This woman rightly points out how the liberal media is trying to destroy me without getting to know me.

I wanted to leave a comment with my email, so we could start talking (she sounds hot), but I couldn't.

Michelle Malkin, if you're reading this comment or email me. Can you come to Ohio?

Why Blame Me and John?

So everyone, including this asshat likes to blame John McCain and me, Joe the Plumber, for distract us from the issues and focusing only on character attacks.

First, I'm not looking for all this attention. Some socialist asshats might think that I'm working for John McCain. I'm not. In case you haven't heard, my real choice was Mike Huckabee. Oh well.

Second, it's the liberal media and bloggers that seem obsessed with me. Who cares how much I make? There are more important things to worry about. Like health care, child care, Iraq and, oh yeah, there's this trillion dollar financial meltdown happening. How come now one is outrage at the million dollar salaries those asshat on Wall St paid themselves while they tanked the economy?