Showing posts with label ohio. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ohio. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Back in the Saddle Again!

Hey folks,

After an exhausting book tour and tea parties, I had to take a break.
But now I'm back, and I'm part of the problem. I've joined the GOP!
Read more about it here.

Speaking of which, did you see what my girl Sarah tweeted about?
There's a write up here.
This is what she said:
Gulf: learn from Alaska's lesson w/foreign oil co's: don't naively trust- VERIFY. Livelihood affected by spill?Don't sign away remedy rights


There are couple of problems with this:
1) BP hired a lot of American's to build this platform. And run it. And I actually think Halliburton built it.
2) The correct quote from his greatness, Ronald Reagan, is "Trust, but verify". If a plumber can remember this, so can a beauty pagent queen.
3) Todd Palin use to work for BP.

I'm going to have to talk to her. She's becoming a major asshat.

Later,
Fake Joe

Thursday, October 16, 2008

So What If I'm Not Licensed

I didn't know that asshats lived in Ohio too.

So I don't have a fucking license. So fucking what? You think those Wall St. asshats had licenses to fuck the country up the ass? You think my mortgage broker had a license to sell me an ARM that resets after 180 days (which happens to be the point he got paid for selling me mortgage?)

Let me tell you, I fuck up the plumbing in your house, you still have a fucking house. Some banker fucks up, thousands of people don't have a house.

So the government is going to regulate my piddling $250K plumbing business, but doesn't regulate the TRILLION-FUCKING-DOLLAR derivatives market?

McCain 2008
That's between me and the button on Nov. 4th