Not related to Charles Keating

So some liberal asshat thinks I'm related to Charles Keating.

Fat fucking chance.

If I was related to Charles Keating, do you think I'd be working as an unlicensed plumber in Ohio, making $40K a year. Meanwhile, the asshat at DailyKos makes millions (probably subsidized) writing bullshit stories.

Hey asshat! How about writing about ACORN and voter registration fraud! It's fraud because it doesn't help John McCain. My cousin's father-in-law Charlie told me so.